The occupy movement is making waves, whether you like it or
hate it. I can’t decide what I think of it, some days I think it’s great that
there is actual some civic participation but other days I just wish I could
tell them to get a day job. So instead of going through the mess of trying to
figure it out I will just stand back and make fun of both sides. It’s as if
both sides have betrayed their governing philosophies. Let me explain.
Liberal America is known as America’s minority party, it is
the party that has fought for title nine and affirmative action, they have been
the face of so many actions to give increased rights to minority groups be it
eskimos, homosexuals, seniors, immigrants. All of these "liberals" sit around
in coffee shops talking about how white men have trampled over everyone and
stripped them of their minority rights. That is why it is so confusing that
they are actually for once fighting for the 99 percent. They have betrayed
their motto of minority rule with majority rights, I mean majority rule with
minority privileges, no that’s not it either. Oh, majority rule with minority
rights. Shouldn’t the party that allows disproportionate amounts of money and
funding go to minority groups be entirely ok with the minority running off with
loads of cash and the rest of us getting left with the bill? They make all this
talk of the Jewish people making all the money but they should be fine with
that, surely Jews are a minority group and in these days it is critical that we
“stand with Israel”
Now lets look at Wall Street’s reaction. These are the
people that spend their loads of minority cash on congressmen and lobbyists
trying to “deregulate the market” code term for reregulate it to my favor. They
are the champions of free markets and they have failed to capitalize on a huge
market right under their noses. Undoubtedly the large minority of those folks
are hippies and weirdos. I would hypothesize that the sell and use of marijuana
and other mind altering substance abounds there at the park. Why are they not championing
this market? They should be the first ones to try and deregulate this market
and enter it, buy a congressional committee to help them monopolize it, inflate
the values of its shares owned by employees and then sell it right before it
tumbles—that is the Wall Street way. Except we should let them crash once so we
can bail them out; giving investors the illusion that America won’t let this
market collapse.
If I were a true wall street capitalist I would set up in
the park with a table selling drug paraphernalia, contraceptives, and colored
bandanas. Surely these are the iconic things of the movement.
But alas, I have finished my cup of Starbucks hot cocoa. I
have supported another giant corporation with a stereo-typically anti Wall Street
group of people and now I must go to my day job. God bless America and her ever
tricky marketing schemes.
Yours untruly, cause I am my own
Benjamin Williams